2001 · 1h 39m · US R · Comedy / Drama
Mean Machine
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Starring Vinnie Jones · David Kelly · David Hemmings · Ralph Brown · Vas Blackwood
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