2015 · 1h 54m · DE 12 · Comedy / Fantasy

The Brand New Testament

God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...

Starring Pili Groyne · Benoît Poelvoorde · Yolande Moreau · Catherine Deneuve · François Damiens

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Scary

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Funny

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